How to be " Lan Yeng" like LanYing

First who the hell is LANYING? Porn star? Gangster or a Son of a bitch? Neither of them looks like him. I can only describe him as calm, cool and collected. He is very patient and seems like a True Man (Not Iron Man or Spiderman, please don't think he has any superpowers. He is just like a male that can reproduce with a female. Lolz, No offense anyway). Back to topic, when you look at him, he seems like a high status people; for example, probably son of a President, or Prince. His look can convince someone very easily and I think I am the first one will follow his instructions when we have a group project in the future.

( LanYing, one of my friends in Iowa. Looks cool all the time)

He is the one that looks the most "Lan Yeng" in my uni among AMSISU. However, there are more "Lan Yeng" people too such as Linh, Long Kor, Chris, YU, ZI and definetely the Black Kudut-X. Look at their pictures, I think they are super duper Yeng.

( Check this out, Looks cool just as some Vampire Bitch sucking some blood)

( Damn Gao Yeng, looks like Hollywood actress. No idea why she wanna be like Jessica Alba. Already look so chun already.)



(Yu, one of my seniors looks like Andy Lao advertising CYMA watch. CHUN!!)




(Kudut-X also look Yeng just that people thinks he is cute, but I think he is Cool just as Lan Ying. A guy who knows how to play guitar and sings such a nice Jay Chou Songs. His one Jay Chou song can tapao our Malaysian JayChou already. Yeng Leh?)

(The Yengest Seniors in Iowa, Chris and ZI. However, ZI look like Lanjiao now, can't compare to Chris already. Kena "SaoGao!" for having a noob face. Muahahahahaa)


The last one, you will be surprised why the hell I said Long Kor is "Lan Yeng" even though she is a woman. She is just as cool as Lan Ying. The coolest woman I have ever met, but sometimes she kinda "SIAO SIAO" keep laughing to herself and I don't even know what the heck is she laughing. Such a Crazy Bitch. HEHE

( She really look like the actress act in the Korean Movie "My wife Is A Gangster". The way she speak just like "Tai Lou" and always ask people to call her " Long Kor" which means Loan Shark or Mafia)

About me, I don;t know why I can't be LanYeng. Always wanna act cool but end up become some emo freak. Haihzz. Look at them, I am so admire of them. They have skills, good looking and Cool. I think my only "Lan Yeng" is this only, such a pathethic.

(My only Yeng Picture. Now I am such a fat ass. How now Nigga?)

Start From today, I am not going to eat chicken Wings anymore, later become like a chicken. Haihz. Go gym start from today onwards. Wish me luck to be "Lan Yeng" like LanYing in the future.

Peace Guys.