I wish I can go back to the PAST

Another 2 and a half weeks, we are having finals in ISU. I guess everyone is still having their thanksgiving mood. Who the hell have mood to study and do their assignment after Black Friday?

Back to the past? Like how? I wish I can go back to the past to correct my mistakes that I have done. For example, going back to the beginning of this year and try not to eat so much because I gain almost 20kg in The United States. It is a disaster.Anyhow, I have to change and try to keep fit, even though people think I am Impossible. But, who cares? Impossible means " I'M Possible. Lets see, whether I can keep fit like my past?

I wish I can go back to Malaysia having fun with my friends like old days. Old friends like Aravinth, Joo Seoung , Teck Eng , Sze ming and my basketball buddy Jian Min. Having so much fun like the old days and definitely the one who cares me the most, my grandmother. Living with no worries about my studies and financial problems and have someone to talk all the time, is so nice Just imagine that, when you are back to your hometown. Miss the old days when we play basketball 3 on 3 back in our basketball court Min. Hope you are still playing basketball every week. About Elaine, I hope I can go back to the past and fix it but I know it is too late. Hope you are enjoying in Purdue. Wish you are happy all the time.

It is so random and sudden having homesick after thanksgiving break. I don't wanna think about it but if u go to Peninsula in Minneapolis and you eat one mouth of char kuey teow and Hokkien Char Mee; Oh God is just like you are back in Malaysia and having a family dinner together. It is so nice. The " Tauke Niang" means the lady boss treat us Goreng pisang with Ice cream. Walaoooo, "Sedap nia just like Matcool, Matcoll kawanku, Mari Kita Makan Matcool. Mari Mari Selalu, Shiok nia Shiok nia ah kawanku." The lyrics that I always remember when I have Matcool Ice Cream. Damn Song!!!

(Malaysian Restaurant in Minneapolis. Damn Chun!!)

(Just like penang Char Kuey Teow. This is Kuey Teow and Mee mix)

(This is monster. Fucking nice Hokkien Char. Damn Chun like having orgasm)

Kinda emo in this post. Lets study hard in this 2 and a half weeks and later we can enjoy our winter break. LA, San Fracissco, I am coming!!!

Peace everyone.



P.S: No matter how rich your are, how many friends you have, family is the most precious one. Remember that.( Advice From Kumar. Lolz)

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Gunatanamo Bay

Yo, everybody. It's been one and a half weeks I didn't post my blog. Miss me or miss cock meat sandwich more? Sorry about that, I didn;t update my blog for some time. I am so busy with my work and I am so sick. Getting better right now, but always having nose bleeding. I dunno why, maybe because I look at too many hot girls nowadays. You will be curious, why the hell there exist some chick who are wearing so sexy during the winter. All the chicks are wearing so thick just like polar bear. Haihzz, damn cham. During summer, it's hot but all hot chicks went back to hometown. Only all the agriculture chick is in Ames. Tell you all la, summer in Ames is fucking boring. I always go check out the horses behind Frederiksen Court. I named one of the horses as Blacky( another description for Kudut-X.LOLZ). Blacky is damn cute just like a guy in 202. Wanna know why? Coz Blacky is not that big,it is just short thin and quiet. Back to chicks topic, Hot chicks are wearing so thick outside but when they are in the building. OMG. Some of them damn Hot and Chun. Fuiyoh. But, I don't give a shit la, didn't meet the qualification. Hehehe.

OK, Back to topic. I guesss everyone watch Harold and Kumar right? In this post Harold and Kumar are describe as Mike and I. I guess I am Harold since I am fairer than Mike, but Harold is thin. I am fat woh. Probably we can act 2 characters in the same time. Wahahaha. Anyway, what is Gunatanamo Bay? It is similar to Guantanamo Bay, just that Guantanamo Bay lock prisoners; Gunatanamo Bay lock students up to study and work on assignment almost every day. This 2 places have no differences actually. Think of it, Guantanamo Bay has Cock meat sandwich, we have subway and jimmy johns. they lock up terrorits but Gunatanamo Bay lock up retards or genius who hack on people's computer just like terrorits Hi-jack airplane. Different version only.



( Mike, my buddy always like to act cool to do his EE224 homework even though he had no idea what he is reading or doing. Always act cool just to attract some girls, Causing disputez only. Lolz)


( We get fucked up during weekends when we have too many crazy shit to do. Is one way to release tension)


Gunatanamo Bay is located in Iowa State University, Coover Hall, a place that forces us to study all the time and train us to be nerdys. Mike and I spend almost all the time in Coover and this is how we begin our friendship, a precious friendship. Besides studying, we do quite alot of random shit like stealing. we don't steal money from people, because we are good people. We just need food to survive for our brain to think beyond our imagination to figure out how to do all this maniac questions.






( We just like to show middle finger all the time to be "LANSI" just like Harold and Kumar)

Currently we are having thanksgiving break and we are escaping from Gunatanamo Bay. He is going home to Peoria and I will hang out with my seniors. Actually I wanna go and visit him during thanksgiving to watch his kickboxing tournament but no budget. What to do?
Anyhow, I wish him good luck in his tournament and we will meet after thanksgiving and continue our madness shit.

Can I say I miss him? Sounds gay and you guys will think that I am Brokebacking with him. He is just my good buddy, and we are straight; always peep on girls. Woohahaha.

We are the New Harold and Kumar: Escape from Gunatanamo Bay.

Peace guys and have a nice thanks giving.



P.S: "Try to get laid during thanksgiving and you will be thankful to god.It will be the best Thanksgiving ever" quote by Kumar(Keng Gee or Mike Ho)

Cock Meat Sandwich in Hyland 202

Is been a week I didn't post a new post due to my midterm today. Haihzz. Today midterm is horrible, and I think I am gonna fail. However, I have condolence by YU, and he told me to do better next time. He said right now go get a rest or play a DOTA first. LOLZ. Good idea since I didn't sleep for the whole night. Anyway, I will try harder next time.

Cock meat sandwich? Is it nice? 202 people like to eat this sandwich alot. Suddenly, they will say , "I wanna have a Cock Meat Sandwich" You might think is sandwich from Jimmy Johns or Subway. But this sandwich is gay. In Ames, I always eat Jimmy Johns and Subway because is so tasty and fresh. You can't get it so fresh in Malaysia and the serving will definetely horrible. For example, the meat might use it for 3 days already. Here, they change it everyday and the quantity is damn alot.( Jimmy Johns is a sandwich restaurant, please don't think is "Jimmy's JOHN". LOLZ)

So what is Cock Meat Sandwich? If you watch Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, then you will understand. It can be describe someone is gay if you like Cock Meat Sanwich so much. SO next time, if that guy is gay, describe him and "Cock Meat Sandwich"(LOLZ). You can say it to everyone to joke except YU. If not, he will say: " If you say one more time, I will SLAP gao you la".(Lolz, is a wise choice not to do that.)

Anyhow, this is one of my shortest post, because I am so busy and tired. I will try to write one more tomorrow after my work. Ok everyone, have a nice weekend and remember to drink PATRON with ice.

(This is one of the Jimmy John's sandwiches, is really nice. Cock Meat sandwich is not in the menu; please remember that)

P.S: Cock Meat sandwich is an adult content, please don't try to eat that shit.

Keng Gee goes crazy: ALL IN or FOLD?

After madness of birthday parties in the weekends, finally I have the chance to write a post. Starting from today, I am not going to mention the word "bitch" anymore. I am just joking anyway in the previous post, but not going to describe people as bitch in the future, is kinda rude. So I sincerely apologize who call anyone bitch in my past.

Back to topic.ALL IN or FOLD? When you listen to this phrase, you will definetely think that this should be a poker, but I said is not. Why? Is kinda random again when I think about this title. I have this inspiration after yesterday night. Poker should have raise, reraise, raise in the dark, call, all in and fold. This is consider a real poker, however, yesterday, we are playing an aggressive kind of game which is ALL IN or FOLD. Pre-flop is already ALL IN which is 4000 chips; blind is just 50 but everyone got crazy because I started first. Yesterday is my first time goes crazy playing almost 5 hands ALL IN, forcing people to ALL IN their chips. I didn't try before, so I decided to give it a try just like Gus Handsen. My biggest won that night around 30 thousand chips but later I lost 16k to my poker Idiol, Chris and he is the chip leader of the night.

I have to admit that I always lose to Chris when come to big hand just like Wooi Hao. "Nooooooooooooo", Wooi Hao favourite quote. Sometimes have to learn from my poker idiol to be more patient instead of raising aggresively. Is hard to predict Chris's hand. He likes to blave a lot but in the same time, he might have a monster hand. So GAY!!! I can only dexcribe a word about yesterday night which is MADNESS. Everyone is trying to crush down my empire and it ends up, we are doomed by the unpredictable player, Chris. Top 3 chips leader in the beginning are me, William Baron and Kudut-X. It ends just like the story of the three kingdom. Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Sun Jun were all trashed by the Cunning one( indicating Chris, Lolz).

( Look at his chips, Oh Gosh. Hyland Poker Idiol, Chris Teng Feng[The Cunning One] )

Anyway, I am still glad after losing to Chris because at least I build an empire before. "Heroes will arise again when the dark is rising" and I shall give no mercy to Chris next time.(Maybe end up losing more.Lolz). Ok, time to go to Apple Bee to celebrate Linh's birthday again. Hope everyone have a nice weekend and wish me luck in the next poker game.

(My Great Wall Of Hyland. It's just lasted for 30 minutes and it was doomed)

Peace Guys.

I SENSE DEATH!!!

Hi everybody, is a nice day to die and a nice day to post a blog. After my Signal and System quiz, I am free like a bird, can eat as much chicken meat as I like. Feel like having some hot wings in West CyWings now, Honey mustard is definetely the best. Well, who cares about how many chicken wings I had on Tuesday, they are just curious when I will be as fat as a chicken. Haihzzz, friends like Mike is one of them. Lolz.

Back to topic, why I Sense Death tonight? Sense Death in Hyland 202. I think Chris feel the same way too. Currently, I am writing this blog to address how crazy is in 202 especially TAI, the Tasmanian Devil is getting crazy. He is mumbling to himself and keep saying "Hey JIM". This is Kemelampaunas. Someone please Cool Down TAI.

( Tai is really High after having Weed, Crazy)

Weed, Cigaratte, Poker and Patron definetely are their favourites including the word " Niggas"(lolz). Weed drives them crazy just like tonight; Cigarrete are motivating them not to sleep and Poker is driving them singing some Gay songs and shouting like a nigga. Oh No, they are getting high; singing " Stacks on deck, Patron no ice, you can do Whatever you Like, Yeahhh..." Patron will be in the weekends since tomorrow we are still having classes.

(Laughing like mad people from Tanjung Rambutan)

( Yu is hallucinating, I guess, Lolz)

( Listening to Base and getting really high in 202. Sense Death!!)

(I am just a camera man; they keep saying some random shit. Observe it carefully, they are "jogeting")

It is so crazy right now, I SENSE DEATH!!! Wanna sense it, come to Hyland 202, we are the masters.

Peace Guys.

P.S: Hyland is the immitation of Disneyland in ISU. Lolz

Should Guys be Loyal to their another Half?

Is kinda random when I start thinking of this topic just 10 mins ago. Well, honestly I just chat with my old friend and she ask me about this question. I didn't think of that anyway since I dont have a girlfriend all the time. Back to topic, should guys really be loyal to their girlfriend or just taking advantage of them since we are still fresh( I mean fresh Cells, not fresh meat).

In this era, not just guys cheat on their girlfriends, girls cheat on them too. Somehow, we are the victim nowadays. In US, girls have many sex partners. They might just give you a call said that :" You wanna hang out with me tonight?" and yet she might have boyfriend in other state, just that she is kinda lonely in that moment. So, think of it, why not guys practice the same way as them, this is very common. I call it as the " Human Needs". Everyone need a companion someday, just depends when you find a right one.

About my friend's story, she has so many admirers right now. Some of the guys confess to her and said that" I felt in love you, but in the mean time, I have a GF in Malaysia." She told me " What the Fuck was that, don't you think guys should be loyal?" I just stun for a while and I think is common here. Just like my good friend Mike said:" It doesn't mean shit, long distance seldom works" Somehow, long distance works too, is just depending on your determination. Somehow many guys do not have the determination, they will find a girlfriend here and have another in their hometown, or just dumb the old one later since is expired already. However, one of the few guys like my senior Steven is so freaking loyal like a dog loyal to their owner for the rest of their life( Not indicating that he is a dog.Lolz).

(Steven, the most loyal guy in Iowa)

So, this world is full of liars. Just keep ur eyes aware of your another half then. Anyway, should guys be loyal? Who gives a shit? Mayb you are a douchebag or a dick willing to be a playboy. You decide. Who cares?

I will decide when my time is arriving. No Rush.

P.S: Just don't care about that guy, PS. Dont give a shit. I try to post one entertaint one tomorrow night. Wait ar Long Kor! My number one fan. Wagooz.

How to be " Lan Yeng" like LanYing

First who the hell is LANYING? Porn star? Gangster or a Son of a bitch? Neither of them looks like him. I can only describe him as calm, cool and collected. He is very patient and seems like a True Man (Not Iron Man or Spiderman, please don't think he has any superpowers. He is just like a male that can reproduce with a female. Lolz, No offense anyway). Back to topic, when you look at him, he seems like a high status people; for example, probably son of a President, or Prince. His look can convince someone very easily and I think I am the first one will follow his instructions when we have a group project in the future.

( LanYing, one of my friends in Iowa. Looks cool all the time)

He is the one that looks the most "Lan Yeng" in my uni among AMSISU. However, there are more "Lan Yeng" people too such as Linh, Long Kor, Chris, YU, ZI and definetely the Black Kudut-X. Look at their pictures, I think they are super duper Yeng.

( Check this out, Looks cool just as some Vampire Bitch sucking some blood)

( Damn Gao Yeng, looks like Hollywood actress. No idea why she wanna be like Jessica Alba. Already look so chun already.)



(Yu, one of my seniors looks like Andy Lao advertising CYMA watch. CHUN!!)




(Kudut-X also look Yeng just that people thinks he is cute, but I think he is Cool just as Lan Ying. A guy who knows how to play guitar and sings such a nice Jay Chou Songs. His one Jay Chou song can tapao our Malaysian JayChou already. Yeng Leh?)

(The Yengest Seniors in Iowa, Chris and ZI. However, ZI look like Lanjiao now, can't compare to Chris already. Kena "SaoGao!" for having a noob face. Muahahahahaa)


The last one, you will be surprised why the hell I said Long Kor is "Lan Yeng" even though she is a woman. She is just as cool as Lan Ying. The coolest woman I have ever met, but sometimes she kinda "SIAO SIAO" keep laughing to herself and I don't even know what the heck is she laughing. Such a Crazy Bitch. HEHE

( She really look like the actress act in the Korean Movie "My wife Is A Gangster". The way she speak just like "Tai Lou" and always ask people to call her " Long Kor" which means Loan Shark or Mafia)

About me, I don;t know why I can't be LanYeng. Always wanna act cool but end up become some emo freak. Haihzz. Look at them, I am so admire of them. They have skills, good looking and Cool. I think my only "Lan Yeng" is this only, such a pathethic.

(My only Yeng Picture. Now I am such a fat ass. How now Nigga?)

Start From today, I am not going to eat chicken Wings anymore, later become like a chicken. Haihz. Go gym start from today onwards. Wish me luck to be "Lan Yeng" like LanYing in the future.

Peace Guys.

Is Weird part of Unique or just get rid of Weird to be Unique?

Is a good day to write blog again, coz I just recover from sickness, having fever and allergies. Is kinda lame having allergies after drinking alchohol on Friday night.

Many people start to say I am weird because they said I am kinda GAY, coz I always find Zi Ting and almost every blog will mention about him. Well, let me clarify this issue, he is one of my best friend in my life just as same as MIKE HO. I treat them as my elder brother with full respect. Erm... So am I consider wierd right now?

What is the definition of weird? Weird means QI GUAI. I think people who likes to say someone is weird is pretty weird coz they just disagree how people behave different from them. For example, Few weeks ago, one random female stranger introducing herself by telling me her name is NONAME and came from North Pole. I response to her, are you serious? She said she just don;t wanna tell the truth. Then why the fuck she come and ask me some weird questions? She ask me not to think that she is weird and said if I think she is weird means I am weird. So I don;t think she is weird, I said she is Fucking Retard. The difference is; "Weird" is stil consider human being, retard is consider down syndrome.

Somehow people who act weird is friendly too just like one of my senior TAI. Wanna know why? The reason is he just like to act weird and he speak like anime or some character in cartoon such as Tasmanian Devil in looney Tunes.

( Tai always make me think of this Tasmanian Devil because he act like him)

This is somehow the exceptional case which is being weird is part of the his unique. Seriously, Tai sometimes is weird but he always make us laugh he is good friend of us too.

( Tai's 24th birthday having a 1 year old ice cream which smells like rotten eggs and yet he still can eat it. Weird? By the way, He looks like Tasmanian Devil right? Lolz)

About me, I think I don't wan "Weird" to be part of my unique. I will get rid of "Weird" to be unique, just be the same old Eric who has a good heart. However, I hope Tai will always be weird because is he is special from anyone. Being weird but not a retard.

Hope Tai has the best birthday this year in Iowa. Long Live " Weird TAI".

Why So Serious!!! by Joker Eric

Why SO Serious? Why So serious ARH? Why do we have to take so many things so serious? Is good to be serious on your assignment, lab report, exam and etc. But why so serious in life? Sometimes I have no idea why people are so serious of life just like they follow everything with their principles. For example: I can't party because my mum told me not to do it. It seems like a bad boy; I can;t be in a relationship because it will affect your studies; I can't drink alchohol because my mum will scold me; I can't have sex with some white chicks because I might end up having STD's or HIV; I can't talk cock because it shows that I am not civialised?

Why so serious about all this issues? First, is good to party and is good to drink alchohol, just not over do it. For example, my previous housemate drink 4 times a week and get laid every night in the party. End up, sometimes he might sleep outside the road and hugging a botol of Patron. He always said:" Eric, why are you being such a serious dick!" You might think, my housemate is such an asshole or a fag playing around with girls and getting FUCKED UP almost everynight. Well, honestly let me tell you this, he is an Honor Student and he holds a CGPA of 3.94 and he is so nice to me. Seriously, I hope he can be my housemate again, listening to many stories of his WILD LIFE.

( My former housemate, Brian Gress is such a nice guy even though some people will think he is a DICK. Haha)

So, it starts my adventure of adapting the american culture, drinking alchohol. I don't drink that much, just sometimes act abit weird, might end up keep saying" WHY SO SERIOUS!!(lolz)" Sometimes people said kissing a same sex friend is GAY. Neh, I don;t think so, coz I am not gay, but I kiss a guy in the party. Friday Night, Halloween Party is so much fun. Holy Shit, Beer, Strawberry Ice, Patron, Tequilla. Oh Yeah, that is good shit, just drink a little and you might be High just like me, releasing all the tension I have for the past few weeks.

( Hehe, I am kissing my friend, Yi Herng in that party, seems like he is getting rape! LOLZ)

( Why So Serious? Just Have Fun Like us in the States. YAM SENG)

( Look at ZI, He is implying " I can do Whatever I Like, YIHhhhhhhhhhh!")

"Stacks on deck patron no ice and we could pop bottles all night and baby you could have whatever you like, YEAHHH" by T.I

So Why So Serious? Lets have fun Guys, you can go whatever you like, Yeah.....

P.S: (Next Year, Lets have more maple Syrup on ZI's Birthday, or we can have whatever we like, Yeahzzzzzzzzzzzz)